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The Minors

from Demo Club '14 by james kelly pitts

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I swear my career
started promising
I was the starting pitcher
for my high school baseball team
I had a nasty curve
a fastball you couldn't see
man, those batters were perplexed
no one could ever hit off me

when I'm on the mound
reading signs and striking out
a talent supernatural
you could only dream about

and then I got drafted
by the New York Yankees
they put me on a plane
headed for Spring Training
I gave 'em a good show
amongst the palm trees I threw heat
oh, but they shipped me out man
said I was still developing

when I'm on the mound
reading signs and striking out
a talent supernatural
you could only dream about

now I play in the Minor Leagues
it's all cheap seats

our mascot is a dragon
that looks like he smokes weed
he runs around in purple shoes
through mostly empty seats
I almost hit him once
when his tail got in my cleats
nasty little chunks of foam
man, his fucking nickname is "Puffy"

when I'm on the mound
reading signs and striking out
a talent supernatural
you could only dream about

now I play in the Minor Leagues
it's all cheap seats

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from Demo Club '14, released February 6, 2014

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